Juves’ Night Out: Orlock Youths Repel Squat Invasion

01/07/44,265 ·

Stunty Sabotage Stalled! 

The target was the Orlocks brewery and store house. The Helix Mining company scouted the venue to despatch some needed revenge as the Chequers Arms had fenced some Bugmans XIVIXXXX which had ‘fallen’ off a Squats cargo ship on route to outpost 316. Doc had taken particular umbridge and decided to blow up the wild snake distillery and source of most of the Chequers Arms wealth. 

It started poorly for the prospectors with alarm sounding turn one and an unlucky miner getting pinned with Captain Soul King spotting the invading party immediately. Unfortunately for Helix Company it was Juves night at the pub and eager drunk youngens with sawn offs were everywhere. The squats pinned down early unable to break through the defences. 

After a fierce fire fight in the halls the miners managed to break through with some organised bolter fire. The reinforcements piled in but the attackers slowly took out the defenders one by one.

Road Captain Soul King tried to rally his men striding out to face a meltagun with his mighty plasma pistol only to fire miles of the mark. (Obviously his new bootleg vodka hed been sampling had the kick it needed). The Invader proceeded to open up and blast the Captain from his feet scarring him badly. 

Not even Mr Golds mighty harpoon could turn the tide and slowly the Chequers Arms were cut down. Shanks and Boba Fett the two last men refusing to flee. With the two gangers holding on till the cavalry arrived. As Boba-fett went down the rest of Chequers Crew who had been alerted piled in and sensibly the Helix Crumpy fled the scene knowing they had almost brought the Orlocks crew to their knees. Taking the Bugmans with them. The Helix Company failed cause any lasting damage to the Distillery and Warehouse and pyrrhic victory to the Orlocks.

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