Well I be Dame’d

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The Chequers Arms had received a tip off about some new research chems the Escher had tucked up in and old manufactorum in dock 7 of the Drake Sector. They would fetch a pretty penny on the black market and given the Chaos insurgence every little helped. 

Soul King rounded up his 12 most battle hardened vets and waited till dark before setting off for his prize. 

Only Five guards were standing watch, easy work he thought. Stealth was the plan and the gang inches forwards. Suddenly a flash of light and the static charge hung in the air as Ms Orange took Boba Fett off his feet with a Lasbolt. While the rest of Chequers Crew ducking for cover Soul King took the chance to remove her head from her shoulders in retaliation. 

Suddenly the factory was awash with noise as Ms Blue jumped out of the window with her feral cat like beasts to face down the attackers and Lobotomia broke free of cover to engage Sergeant BooBoo. Her claws and toxins making light work of his armour. 

Ms White held down the entire left flank, blinding three of the Orlocks attackers with her gas thrower. Soul King again coming to the rescue with his trusty guitar wounding her. 

Arms Master Naruto took the window of opportunity to find a crate only to be vaporised by Big Em before being able to destroy the crate. Luckily the Escher gang weren’t fairing much better as Ms Pink had failed to remember where the two crates she had placed not more than 10 minutes earlier. 

Ms White again gassed three Orlocks but was finally taken out by Rufios trusted shotgun. Mr Golds trusty harpoon managed to wound Ms White and with her down the Escher’s bottled and fled the scene. 

With no crates taken or destroyed the attack was to no-ones benefit and the only loot the Orlocks scored went to the Doc to glue Naruto’s leg back on. A bad result but big rep scored for an audacious raid against vicious killers. 

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  • I am Bradshaw, the most fearless and outspoken journalist in The Drake Sector. I was born and raised in the ash wastes, where I learned to survive and fight against the harsh environment and the ruthless nomads. I joined the Underhive Times as a rookie reporter, hoping to expose the corruption and injustice that plague the hive city. I soon earned a reputation for my hard-hitting and controversial stories, which often put me in danger from the gangs and the authorities. I am also a loyal member of the A.P.A, a new gang formed by my best friend Farooq, a former gladiator and mercenary. The A.P.A stands for Acolytes Protection Agency, and we offer our services as bodyguards and enforcers to anyone who can afford us and are not afraid to get involved in House conflicts, especially if we see an opportunity to make a profit or a headline. If you want to know the truth about what’s going on in the underhive, you need to read my articles. I don’t sugarcoat anything, and I don’t hold back. I tell it like it is, no matter who I offend or anger. I am the voice of the people, and I won’t be silenced. I am Bradshaw, and I am the best journalist in Necromunda.

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